America’s Favorite Serial Killer

Dexter, so hot right now.

Showtime’s hit show Dexter finally got me this summer. And i love it! It is so gory and beautiful and funny. The main character, Dexter, is a blood splatter analyst for Miami Metro (the po po). and he’s a serial killer. I know, ridiculous, but stick with me. He kills bad people, like people who get away with murder. He kills the killers. Its brilliant.

He was “born in blood” or so they say on the show. His mother was killed in front of him in a storage container and he sat in her blood for a long time. This is the spawn of all his urges to kill. Ever since he was young he just enjoyed killing things. His foster father taught him to hone his skills so he doesnt get caught and to just go after people who deserve to die.

so violent!